I was sent the following joke by a mate in Newcastle. A man and his son were standing in a line, a woman in front of had a huge backside. Just then a mobile phone started bleeping. The young lad says "**** me she`s starting to reverse!" I thought it was funny, my wife just frowned.

I got some visor cleaner, some anti fog spray, some cleaning brushes, an inspection lamp and a halogen lamp for working on the bike in the evenings. :dance: I also got some other stuff but they are nothing to do with the bike so they're not important :whistle:

Hi I have 2 (police Style) BMW flip up lids for my bike. Both came with headphones and mic boom with the old fat (like on your music centre not your walkman) headphone plugs. One has an extension cable, the other bit hangs over my shoulder. What bits do I need to join the helmets up and talk...