As promised, now an Australian joke.
An Aussie stockman just got married and found a nice hotel for the wedding night.
He approached the desk and said,
"Were on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed."
The clerk winked and said "Would you like the Bridal?"
The stockman reflected on this for a moment and then replied,
"Nah, I reckon not. I`ll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."
:riding:
An Aussie stockman just got married and found a nice hotel for the wedding night.
He approached the desk and said,
"Were on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed."
The clerk winked and said "Would you like the Bridal?"
The stockman reflected on this for a moment and then replied,
"Nah, I reckon not. I`ll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."
:riding: